Thus Spake The Queens (…uh…what?)

August 8, 2010 – 7:17 pm | by Trey

I love when friends send me great material.  I didn’t hear these, but apparently they were said not only in public, but in answer to questions asked by judges.

Question: “What book are you reading right now?”

Answer: “I’m reading the book…called…um…I forgot what it’s called.  Sorry.”

Question: “If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?”

Answer: “If I could be anyone for a day I would be Adam Sandler, because his movies are hilarious so he has to have a funny life.”

Question: “If you were a spokesperson for any product what would it be?”

Answer: “High heel.  Because I love them and am enjoying wearing them right now.”

Question: “If this pageant required you to have a platform, which would you choose?”

Answer: “The one in the middle so I wouldn’t be too far up or down.”

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