…uh…what?

July 31, 2010 – 7:39 am | by Trey

“It feels funny to hug you when you have all this stuff on.  You’re just so hard, and everywhere I move my hands there’s something sticking up.”

Said to me by a friend who was trying to give me a quick hug when I got back in town, but while I was on duty (thus wearing a vest with a hard breastplate and my belt chock full-o-police goodies).  About halfway through the comment, she went bright red and her voice sort of faded away.  I’m pretty sure I thought it was funnier than she did.

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