Of Nurses and Accidents
May 4, 2010 – 8:02 am | by TreyFirst She – “I’ll bring the needles….”
Second She – “You bring the handcuffs….”
Me – “…uh….”
Second She – “And we’re sisters….”
First She – “Ooohh…this is gonna be fun.”
The sisters – both ER nurses – said we should hang out. This is what they came up with. Scared me to death….
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“Dispatch, this isn’t a motorcyle accident…she just drove into the guardrail.”
A deputy, arriving at the scene of what had sounded like a particularly nasty motorcycle accident. See, it’s funny because driving into a guard rail IS an accident. It’s the very definition of an accident. In fact, in our traffic crash report books, there is a specific slot for…wait for it…DRIVING INTO A GUARDRAIL.
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