Couple’a Randoms

October 29, 2008 – 1:28 pm | by Trey

“If you add ‘ito,’ it makes it small.”

Said to me during a conversation about Spanish.  As in ‘poquito’.  My contribution was that, obviously, under those rules, a burrito was really just a little, tiny burro.

“Better than a whore.”

Said to me on duty last night by a truck driver who’d hit a deer.  While I was doing the accident report, I asked if he had any passengers.  He said just his dog.  I opined that would be a good companion on the road.  That was his response.

  1. One Response to “Couple’a Randoms”

  2. By chad on Nov 3, 2008 | Reply

    Ah…life in Bureau County.

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