…uh…what?

March 24, 2008 – 1:18 pm | by Trey

I’ve decided to start a new section of the journal: odd, random comments. I get people saying really bizarre things to me all the time. Good, bad, and really ugly.

Today, for the first, we have this:

“I wanted to keep my midget porn classy…so that’s why it’s on the small screen.”

Said to me at a St. Patty’s Day party that included – on a tiny, five-inch portable DVD player screen – midget porn in honor of leprechauns. On the giant, 50-inch screen was college basketball.

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  2. By anonymous on Mar 31, 2008 | Reply

    Okay, that line has to appear in a book some time. :)

    –Bob-Your-Agent™

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